THE DARZANI AND THE CLIENT
THE DARZANII✖ THE CLINT:-
IN order to understand the darzani we have to define its job and role in the socitey . A darzani is a person who has the ability to influence the women only by the power of her needle . Basically darzani work depends on her mode . And her mode depends on her type of husband . A bad husband mode depends on her girlfriend . And good husband mode depends on the amount of money she earns from her client . That mean both the husbands makes the darzani mode bad and sad . And this bad and sad darzani needle tells the picture of her story on the dreams of client .
IT is time to understand the relationship of darzani and client. There relationship is inversely proportion . When a client gives cloth to darzani what she thinks :-
- Songs will be written on the beauty of my dress
- The money will be paid in pennies .
- Dress will be deliverd by the darzani herself
WHAT darzani thinks :-
- Oppertunity to make the maximum revenue .
- Ten signed orders of the dress
- Dress will not be made, unless tears will shed
- Whenever mistake happens , Design will Invent
There are four classes of darzanis
- Empowered darzan
- Hopegiver darzani
- Terrifying darzani
- Darzani by choice
1 - EMPOWERED DARZANI:-
IN case of empowered darzani , a client cannot disscus how my dress will be made . A opinion , yes that can be heard by the darzani but she will reject it as she says
" Hame to bajje jase pata he nahi ha ke jorre kese banate hain , padiyshe honar ha bajee hum ma " .
If she makes a mistake then she says
" bajee , aj tak kisse ka jora kharab nahi hoa ,zaror kise ke borre nazar lage ha "
There is no place of logic and fact in here , welcome to the world of darzanis.
2 - HOPEGIVER DARZANI:-
BEFORE the manufacturing of the dress , She will explain you how she covers your dress with every angle of the beauty that are possible ( even better the way you want ). Tea will be served and hopes will rise . Then one day you come to know that
darzani was retired math teacher who used some angles sin and cos but the end result is showing error but she understood her mistake and she wants more dress from you becouse she belives
" Falls seven times , stand up eight "
3 - TERRIFYING DARZANI:-
VERY popularly found this kind of darzani and they cause sevre mental effect and patient loss trust in the darzanis . These darzanis got born when client demands that on an exact date i will get my dress from you and they replies " bajee , why not " but in thier heart they say " yes , why not ,
f**k all the dress I have on pending
pain on my head is aheading
no refrence , no advanceand nearly broke my door by bangingand they want dress on their cousin wedding"
And when the date came the darzani says I was very ill becouse i donated blood for the sake of thalasimiya patient and dress is not ready but do not worry we have the prayers of thalasimiya patients we will succeed.....
DARZANI BY CHOICE:-
SHE is the kind of darzani , who do not care about orders , customers , her talent , or even do not recpect her profession . WHAT she cares is entertainment , entertainment and entertainment .
when you meet this kind , no tea will be served , no baryani will be orderd , no praise of her talent will be sung , but what you get is huge discount . And no women on this planet can say no to discount .
And when you get together your courage and ask question that in how much time will it become . She suddenly replies " Hojayega aunty , tension nahi lene ... ma huna " And the poor clients belive her .At the day of delivery , you found out that she got shifted to another city but she gave her number to contact , when you call her and say where is my dress , she politly replies
" tension nahi aunty jee ... ma ek do saal ma a to rahe hu na ma "
IN order to understand the darzani we have to define its job and role in the socitey . A darzani is a person who has the ability to influence the women only by the power of her needle . Basically darzani work depends on her mode . And her mode depends on her type of husband . A bad husband mode depends on her girlfriend . And good husband mode depends on the amount of money she earns from her client . That mean both the husbands makes the darzani mode bad and sad . And this bad and sad darzani needle tells the picture of her story on the dreams of client .
IT is time to understand the relationship of darzani and client. There relationship is inversely proportion . When a client gives cloth to darzani what she thinks :-
- Songs will be written on the beauty of my dress
- The money will be paid in pennies .
- Dress will be deliverd by the darzani herself
- Oppertunity to make the maximum revenue .
- Ten signed orders of the dress
- Dress will not be made, unless tears will shed
- Whenever mistake happens , Design will Invent
- Empowered darzan
- Hopegiver darzani
- Terrifying darzani
- Darzani by choice
1 - EMPOWERED DARZANI:-
IN case of empowered darzani , a client cannot disscus how my dress will be made . A opinion , yes that can be heard by the darzani but she will reject it as she says " Hame to bajje jase pata he nahi ha ke jorre kese banate hain , padiyshe honar ha bajee hum ma " .
If she makes a mistake then she says
" bajee , aj tak kisse ka jora kharab nahi hoa ,zaror kise ke borre nazar lage ha "
There is no place of logic and fact in here , welcome to the world of darzanis.
2 - HOPEGIVER DARZANI:-
BEFORE the manufacturing of the dress , She will explain you how she covers your dress with every angle of the beauty that are possible ( even better the way you want ). Tea will be served and hopes will rise . Then one day you come to know that
darzani was retired math teacher who used some angles sin and cos but the end result is showing error but she understood her mistake and she wants more dress from you becouse she belives
" Falls seven times , stand up eight "
darzani was retired math teacher who used some angles sin and cos but the end result is showing error but she understood her mistake and she wants more dress from you becouse she belives
" Falls seven times , stand up eight "
3 - TERRIFYING DARZANI:-
VERY popularly found this kind of darzani and they cause sevre mental effect and patient loss trust in the darzanis . These darzanis got born when client demands that on an exact date i will get my dress from you and they replies " bajee , why not " but in thier heart they say " yes , why not ,
f**k all the dress I have on pending
pain on my head is aheading
no refrence , no advance
And when the date came the darzani says I was very ill becouse i donated blood for the sake of thalasimiya patient and dress is not ready but do not worry we have the prayers of thalasimiya patients we will succeed.....
DARZANI BY CHOICE:-
SHE is the kind of darzani , who do not care about orders , customers , her talent , or even do not recpect her profession . WHAT she cares is entertainment , entertainment and entertainment .
when you meet this kind , no tea will be served , no baryani will be orderd , no praise of her talent will be sung , but what you get is huge discount . And no women on this planet can say no to discount .
And when you get together your courage and ask question that in how much time will it become . She suddenly replies " Hojayega aunty , tension nahi lene ... ma huna " And the poor clients belive her .At the day of delivery , you found out that she got shifted to another city but she gave her number to contact , when you call her and say where is my dress , she politly replies
" tension nahi aunty jee ... ma ek do saal ma a to rahe hu na ma "
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