SURVIVAL IN LAHORE
Lahore is not only a city but also a test level for people who challenge Lahore that they will live under its sky and walk on its road fearlessly and happily . But Lahore teaches that how much extreme life could be in its lap . And the people of Lahore ... OMG they are different spieces that only found in Lahore . Now lets talk about different topics of Lahore :-
FOOD IN LAHORE :-
On the name of Karachi bariyani and Multani kulfi , stalls are founded in every corner of Lahore . But the competition in the biryani restaurants is always that which one will make the customer cry first and make him to beg for water and here comes another surprise " THEY DO NOT PROVIDE FREE WATER " then you have to buy water , should give tip to waiter and walk off. But the spice is only in biryani , they do not recognize the TERM SPICE when it comes to other dishes , and at some places they even use salt very less ... and when you ask them " why was the food very less salty and without spice " they would most likely reply " spice is not good for health " they are impossible to understand.
One of the most devastating thing is that they use sweet chatni in the ghol ghapy . And they think that they are the best ghol ghpay wale providing the best service in Pakistan. However in my definition a ghol ghapa cannot be called as a ghol ghapa without sauce and spice.
BUSES IN LAHORE :-
Well the buses are not actually the buses as you think its title define its role ... but nope , it is the business of putting the people into big vehicles either in condition of alive or dead does not matter , just get the money first . And inside the lahore , the bus drivers are crazy piece of shits from mind with their conductor who can easily characterized by their almost looks and dressing style and no difference b/w gangster and him you could find , believe me when I say so ... And I think the buses also hire the conductor on their experience of kidnapping the people , and their moto is
" ONLY A GOOD KIDNAPPER CAN BE A GOOD CONDUCTOR "
as business still remain the same but only one difference is that conducting is legal and kidnapping is banned in Pakistan.
PEOPLE IN LAHORE :-
Well not every Lahorey is committed in the crime that I will talk about , these are minority cases . The baddest thing I noticed in lahories is that they take advantages of those people who came from different cities and they thug them in case of money mostly by riksaha wale , hostels and even beggars in Lahore demand more than 10 rupees and they call it " Phudo Lagana " . And the lahories are very good in it like everybody is PHD holder in this term and they think of it as their personal responsibility and guiding people in wrong directions .
Lahories should be given a best bike riders reward as because here are the most foolish bike riders are present and amusing the people on the road at night time by riding speed bike with legs on the tank of bike and doing one wheel stunt and for what!!! nothing they say its very enjoying and they do it everyday until they would be found in some hospital with tied legs broken and posting it on facebook with saying " coming soon ... !"
And the Bhonde in Lahore always remain at the peak
Whatever season it is or whatever time it is ... for lahories its bhonde time . some people comes in lahore not visit the lahore instead their main motto is " jine lahore de bacheye nahi vekheya wo jamya he nahi "
BUSES IN LAHORE :-
Well the buses are not actually the buses as you think its title define its role ... but nope , it is the business of putting the people into big vehicles either in condition of alive or dead does not matter , just get the money first . And inside the lahore , the bus drivers are crazy piece of shits from mind with their conductor who can easily characterized by their almost looks and dressing style and no difference b/w gangster and him you could find , believe me when I say so ... And I think the buses also hire the conductor on their experience of kidnapping the people , and their moto is
" ONLY A GOOD KIDNAPPER CAN BE A GOOD CONDUCTOR "
as business still remain the same but only one difference is that conducting is legal and kidnapping is banned in Pakistan.
PEOPLE IN LAHORE :-
Well not every Lahorey is committed in the crime that I will talk about , these are minority cases . The baddest thing I noticed in lahories is that they take advantages of those people who came from different cities and they thug them in case of money mostly by riksaha wale , hostels and even beggars in Lahore demand more than 10 rupees and they call it " Phudo Lagana " . And the lahories are very good in it like everybody is PHD holder in this term and they think of it as their personal responsibility and guiding people in wrong directions .
Lahories should be given a best bike riders reward as because here are the most foolish bike riders are present and amusing the people on the road at night time by riding speed bike with legs on the tank of bike and doing one wheel stunt and for what!!! nothing they say its very enjoying and they do it everyday until they would be found in some hospital with tied legs broken and posting it on facebook with saying " coming soon ... !"
And the Bhonde in Lahore always remain at the peak
Whatever season it is or whatever time it is ... for lahories its bhonde time . some people comes in lahore not visit the lahore instead their main motto is " jine lahore de bacheye nahi vekheya wo jamya he nahi "
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